Jumping Things

I HATE THESE THINGS!!

reasons why:

*they're everywhere

*they jump randomly

*they can fly

*they are gross

*they make annoying chirps at night

*I have found at least five in my toilet....I can't get myself to go to the bathroom after I've seen it in there

*when they die they become crispy

*I always think one is on me

*I think they know I am afraid of them

*they seem to know when to jump to freak me out